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Special Episode of Reno, Mission One
okay so i couldn't stand waiting anymore and plugged through the first mission of the special Reno episode of BC... this is flocked mostly because i'm not entirely certain of specific accuracy--i've still got a long way to go in the field of translating stuff, so a lot of this is a general gist interpreted to the best of my abilities. please don't redistribute this anywhere. i'll work on more tomorrow. ^_^
please bear in mind that in the japanese page it is not dictated who precisely is speaking, or what exact actions are being taken. i was pretty much able to figure who was speaking by tone and speech patterns, but none of this is concrete, so please don't take this as set in stone or 100% accurate by any means. this was done for fun and not profit and blah blah blah nobody sue me and so on yadda yadda...i hope you guys enjoy this.
Special Chapter of Reno: Mission 1
[In a personal interview with [Tetsuya] Nomura several months ago, he stated, "It seems there will be no more revivals for BC, huh..." with a heartbroken slump to his shoulders. From that day forward, it seemed there would be no reprieve from this despondency...when suddenly, there was an announcement of a new chapter! Furthermore, it seemed that the hero of the new story would be the loveable Reno, and it would be released simultaneously with Crisis Core. Huzzah!]
April [1991]
ShinRa HQ, Science Dept. 45th Floor
Reno: I can't take it anymore, yo.
Rude: ...
Reno: What time is it now? I'm sick of having a staring contest with these documents, yo.
Rude: ...
Reno: C'mon, Rude, at least say something interesting...
Rude: Get to work.
Reno: =_=;;; Yeah yeah, I know, I know... I should always enjoy my work and finish what I start and yadda yadda... This is so boring though. How am I supposed to enjoy myself?
[sometime later, in Turks HQ]
Veld: There's been an incident in the cellars of the science department. We've lost a lot of related confidential documentation. Rude!
Rude: Yessir!
Veld: Reno!
Reno: On it, yo.
Veld: The two of you are to quickly help identify and apprehend the suspects.
Tseng: This all deals with a momentous incident that took place previously.
Rude: A momentous incident?
Tseng: A mass exodus of the SOLDIER subjects...
Veld: This entire case serves as a security backup, so it is imperative that the utmost care be taken. You'll be serving as backup support.
Reno: ...Backup?
Veld: First things first; we have to take inventory in the data room to determine precisely what is missing.
[Some time passes, and the boys are back in that data reference room...]
Reno: We've been stuck in this stinkin' room for hours, yo. I wanna go beat up a flashy villain!
Rude: If you have time to complain, then work harder.
[More passage of time...and Reno keeps complaining...]
Reno: C'mon Rude, this is killing me, yo... We're wasting our precious lives down here--we won't get this time back! That's why I wanna work as many flashy jobs as I can, yo!
Rude: A job that isn't flashy is still our job.
[At this point, Reno realizes something is really off about Rude today...]
Reno: Rude...?
Rude: I've felt, from the first time we met...
[And then Rude cuts himself off and turns away]
Rude: ...that I would never come to understand your fickle nature.
[Then Rude moves to the other side of the bookshelves, leaving Reno by himself.]
Reno: ...What the hell, yo?
[Rude then mutters to himself, unheard by Reno:]
Rude: (It's been on my mind since the old days...why would it only anger me now?)
[Reno seems very upset by this whole exchange; then suddenly alarm klaxons sound, and both of the partners are startled out of their brooding.]
Reno: The alarms!?
Rude: ...
[something barges into the room.]
Reno: Security bots?
Rude: Why are they here?
[There are two bots, but the boys are busy having a conversation...]
Reno: Hey Rude...if I'm not mistaken, those guys are programmed to respond to the presence of suspicious persons, right?
Rude: Yeah...they're programmed to pursue and annihilate unregistered heat sources.
[A third one shows up...aaaand they keep talking...]
Reno: ...So what business do a buncha smart robots like that have in a boring room like this?
Rude: ...Think maybe they sensed a suspicious person?
[A fourth bot shows up. Might wanna get on that, guys...]
Reno: You don't suppose...
Rude: The thieves who took the documents were...
[Two bots face Reno and two face Rude and apparently they want to rumble...]
Reno: Oi, oi, oi! This is getting awful weird, yo. What the hell are they doing conglomerating here with us?
[The bots approach menacingly.]
Reno: Hey...come on...can't we talk about this...?
[And Reno breaks out his mag rod...]
Reno: Don't tell me...seriously? You shittin' me? You think the suspicious person is...?
[They are attacked with lightning and evade.]
Reno: These guys really wanna fight, don't they?
[The bots are called Red Saucers, level unknown...Reno attacks the mechs!]
Reno: Take that, yo! [Turk Light Attack!!!1]
[MECH ANNIHILATION]
Reno: Jeezus, what the hell is going on?
Rude: That's what I'd like to know...
Reno: Well, but...shit, it really does seem like these bots think we're bad guys, yo.
Rude: How troublesome. We'll probably be targeted by all of them, at this rate...
Reno: Then I guess we'd better look alive, yo.
[MOAR BOTS]
Rude: Better take care of them before they take care of us...
Reno: Then leave them to me. I'll have 'em taken care of in ten minutes.
[And so Reno, who's been itching to do something exciting, runs out of the room to go kick some robot ass...however...]
Rude: You won't get anywhere with that reckless attitude.
Reno: >:[ What'd you say?
[What's Rude's problem today? Reno's pissed, and whirls on Rude.]
Reno: All right, fine...if you wanna be that way, let's have a little wager. I'll bet my materia I'm fast enough [to do this]. Whaddya say?
Rude: ....
[Reno continues of his own accord]
Reno: Oh, nothing to say now, eh? Then I say you'll bet your Barrier Materia you think I can't beat all these guys. What do you have to say now?
Rude: ....This is my job, too. I can't afford to lose [to you].
[And Rude rushes out of the room to go fight, too]
Reno: Rude has been acting bizarre since this morning...I wonder what the problem is? Well, either way, I don't want to lose...!
[Reno beats up like 4 or 5 bots and then Rude catches up]
Rude: (Reno's undefeated!)
[Better get on it, Rude, or you'll lose your materia...]
Rude: (There are still more bots...) I'll get the rest of them.
Reno: I beat 'em all, yo! ...Hey, Rude, what about that place over there?
Rude: I got the ones over there.
Reno: Well I still got the most... This match is my victory, yo! So I'll be having that materia of yours now...
[You receive Rude's barrier materia LOLZ]
Rude: ....Dammit.
Reno: Well of course I won...speed is imperative to this sort of job.
Rude: ...Carelessness will get you nowhere...
Reno: That being said...why do you suppose those things attacked us?
[Reno's PHS rings]
Reno: Sup, s'Reno, yo...
[It's Veld.]
Rude: ...Captain? Reno: ...Right. Got it, yo. It's our turn now...
TO BE CONTINUED IN CHAPTER TWO
==============================
so basically...in a nutshell... so far Reno and Rude are doing a dull paperwork job...someone steals a buncha important files regarding the SOLDIER program and a situation that took place therein...they get attacked by a million robots...have a fight over Reno being too reckless and careless...and then get a call from Veld that it ain't over yet.
i wonder what happens next. :o guess i'll find out tomorrow. XD;;;;
please bear in mind that in the japanese page it is not dictated who precisely is speaking, or what exact actions are being taken. i was pretty much able to figure who was speaking by tone and speech patterns, but none of this is concrete, so please don't take this as set in stone or 100% accurate by any means. this was done for fun and not profit and blah blah blah nobody sue me and so on yadda yadda...i hope you guys enjoy this.
Special Chapter of Reno: Mission 1
[In a personal interview with [Tetsuya] Nomura several months ago, he stated, "It seems there will be no more revivals for BC, huh..." with a heartbroken slump to his shoulders. From that day forward, it seemed there would be no reprieve from this despondency...when suddenly, there was an announcement of a new chapter! Furthermore, it seemed that the hero of the new story would be the loveable Reno, and it would be released simultaneously with Crisis Core. Huzzah!]
April [1991]
ShinRa HQ, Science Dept. 45th Floor
Reno: I can't take it anymore, yo.
Rude: ...
Reno: What time is it now? I'm sick of having a staring contest with these documents, yo.
Rude: ...
Reno: C'mon, Rude, at least say something interesting...
Rude: Get to work.
Reno: =_=;;; Yeah yeah, I know, I know... I should always enjoy my work and finish what I start and yadda yadda... This is so boring though. How am I supposed to enjoy myself?
[sometime later, in Turks HQ]
Veld: There's been an incident in the cellars of the science department. We've lost a lot of related confidential documentation. Rude!
Rude: Yessir!
Veld: Reno!
Reno: On it, yo.
Veld: The two of you are to quickly help identify and apprehend the suspects.
Tseng: This all deals with a momentous incident that took place previously.
Rude: A momentous incident?
Tseng: A mass exodus of the SOLDIER subjects...
Veld: This entire case serves as a security backup, so it is imperative that the utmost care be taken. You'll be serving as backup support.
Reno: ...Backup?
Veld: First things first; we have to take inventory in the data room to determine precisely what is missing.
[Some time passes, and the boys are back in that data reference room...]
Reno: We've been stuck in this stinkin' room for hours, yo. I wanna go beat up a flashy villain!
Rude: If you have time to complain, then work harder.
[More passage of time...and Reno keeps complaining...]
Reno: C'mon Rude, this is killing me, yo... We're wasting our precious lives down here--we won't get this time back! That's why I wanna work as many flashy jobs as I can, yo!
Rude: A job that isn't flashy is still our job.
[At this point, Reno realizes something is really off about Rude today...]
Reno: Rude...?
Rude: I've felt, from the first time we met...
[And then Rude cuts himself off and turns away]
Rude: ...that I would never come to understand your fickle nature.
[Then Rude moves to the other side of the bookshelves, leaving Reno by himself.]
Reno: ...What the hell, yo?
[Rude then mutters to himself, unheard by Reno:]
Rude: (It's been on my mind since the old days...why would it only anger me now?)
[Reno seems very upset by this whole exchange; then suddenly alarm klaxons sound, and both of the partners are startled out of their brooding.]
Reno: The alarms!?
Rude: ...
[something barges into the room.]
Reno: Security bots?
Rude: Why are they here?
[There are two bots, but the boys are busy having a conversation...]
Reno: Hey Rude...if I'm not mistaken, those guys are programmed to respond to the presence of suspicious persons, right?
Rude: Yeah...they're programmed to pursue and annihilate unregistered heat sources.
[A third one shows up...aaaand they keep talking...]
Reno: ...So what business do a buncha smart robots like that have in a boring room like this?
Rude: ...Think maybe they sensed a suspicious person?
[A fourth bot shows up. Might wanna get on that, guys...]
Reno: You don't suppose...
Rude: The thieves who took the documents were...
[Two bots face Reno and two face Rude and apparently they want to rumble...]
Reno: Oi, oi, oi! This is getting awful weird, yo. What the hell are they doing conglomerating here with us?
[The bots approach menacingly.]
Reno: Hey...come on...can't we talk about this...?
[And Reno breaks out his mag rod...]
Reno: Don't tell me...seriously? You shittin' me? You think the suspicious person is...?
[They are attacked with lightning and evade.]
Reno: These guys really wanna fight, don't they?
[The bots are called Red Saucers, level unknown...Reno attacks the mechs!]
Reno: Take that, yo! [Turk Light Attack!!!1]
[MECH ANNIHILATION]
Reno: Jeezus, what the hell is going on?
Rude: That's what I'd like to know...
Reno: Well, but...shit, it really does seem like these bots think we're bad guys, yo.
Rude: How troublesome. We'll probably be targeted by all of them, at this rate...
Reno: Then I guess we'd better look alive, yo.
[MOAR BOTS]
Rude: Better take care of them before they take care of us...
Reno: Then leave them to me. I'll have 'em taken care of in ten minutes.
[And so Reno, who's been itching to do something exciting, runs out of the room to go kick some robot ass...however...]
Rude: You won't get anywhere with that reckless attitude.
Reno: >:[ What'd you say?
[What's Rude's problem today? Reno's pissed, and whirls on Rude.]
Reno: All right, fine...if you wanna be that way, let's have a little wager. I'll bet my materia I'm fast enough [to do this]. Whaddya say?
Rude: ....
[Reno continues of his own accord]
Reno: Oh, nothing to say now, eh? Then I say you'll bet your Barrier Materia you think I can't beat all these guys. What do you have to say now?
Rude: ....This is my job, too. I can't afford to lose [to you].
[And Rude rushes out of the room to go fight, too]
Reno: Rude has been acting bizarre since this morning...I wonder what the problem is? Well, either way, I don't want to lose...!
[Reno beats up like 4 or 5 bots and then Rude catches up]
Rude: (Reno's undefeated!)
[Better get on it, Rude, or you'll lose your materia...]
Rude: (There are still more bots...) I'll get the rest of them.
Reno: I beat 'em all, yo! ...Hey, Rude, what about that place over there?
Rude: I got the ones over there.
Reno: Well I still got the most... This match is my victory, yo! So I'll be having that materia of yours now...
[You receive Rude's barrier materia LOLZ]
Rude: ....Dammit.
Reno: Well of course I won...speed is imperative to this sort of job.
Rude: ...Carelessness will get you nowhere...
Reno: That being said...why do you suppose those things attacked us?
[Reno's PHS rings]
Reno: Sup, s'Reno, yo...
[It's Veld.]
Rude: ...Captain? Reno: ...Right. Got it, yo. It's our turn now...
TO BE CONTINUED IN CHAPTER TWO
==============================
so basically...in a nutshell... so far Reno and Rude are doing a dull paperwork job...someone steals a buncha important files regarding the SOLDIER program and a situation that took place therein...they get attacked by a million robots...have a fight over Reno being too reckless and careless...and then get a call from Veld that it ain't over yet.
i wonder what happens next. :o guess i'll find out tomorrow. XD;;;;
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Thanks for translating. :D
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and you're quite welcome. =D i actually just found another site with the rest of the scripts--seriously, what's up with that? there's nothing for like...a year, and then BAM, everyone's got 'em--in a much more userfriendly format. so now it won't be quite so difficult to decipher. \o/ so look forward to lots more! ^___^
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And I know what you mean about the sexy. Unf!
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omg... that reminded me of that unf unf rpg.